Odds and Ends

I really don’t feel like writing a full-fledged article/rant on anything today, mainly because I can’t decide which of the many subjects I want to rant on to rant on today, so I’ll just post a few random thoughts about a few random things…

1. Since this is a new blog, and I am a new blogger, I get incredibly excited when I find that anyone is reading it and I’m not just wasting my time (although I’m pretty sure I’m still wasting my time). Let me just say that the “Hipster Douche” post has been somewhat of a hit. Google searches on “skinny jeans” and “hipster douches” have led straight to here. How exciting! My readership is literally in the almost-double digits every day! I didn’t really know there were so many fans/enemies of hipsters out there. So I guess in the interest of placating my (small) readership, expect more posts on hipster douches in the future. I’m going to go ahead and say hipster douche one more time; that should get me five more hits.

2. So I’m running yesterday, jamming out to “See You Again” by Vanity Fair cover girl Miley Cyrus (it’s a catchy song so bite me), when my throat starts burning and my nose starts running. Now, I like to look hot while I’m running and constantly wiping my nose does not help my image. I also needed to sneeze and I couldn’t for the life of me. I’ve lived in this area all my life and have never been allergic to anything, so I thought maybe the recent random weather stirred up something in the atmosphere that was making me sick. Was it pollen? Was it mold? According to the allergy forecast…

…it’s pecans! I’m allergic to fucking pecans! I didn’t even know you could be allergic to pecans! It’s the state tree of Texas! Am I allergic to Texas? I mean, I’ve always hated pecans, state tree be damned. So, crap, now I have to worry about pecans making me sick? Can I just not worry about something for a while? I mean…fuck! Pecans! Who’d have thought?

3. I like the new Weezer song precisely because it sounds like Weezer, but I don’t like the new Coldplay song precisely because it sounds like Coldplay.

4. Tomorrow is the Glow in the Dark show! If the pecans don’t get me first, my heart might explode with excitement!