Odds and Ends 2

-So today I returned to St. David’s to pick up x-rays for my appointment tomorrow morning (at 8…in Round Rock…oh my). The place is designed like the hedge maze from The Shining: it’s confusing, I’m lost, it’s cold, and there was probably a homicidal maniac stalking me with an ax at some point. Their pneumatic tube system wasn’t working, their elevators weren’t working (yeah, I know! Thank God the legs are okay), so I had to tunnel down to the basement on foot to get the film. Moral of the story: don’t go to St. David’s. Or maybe just don’t break your arm. But still, don’t go to St. David’s.

-My broken arm is starting to smell like Sex Panther…

-Wedding season is upon us. Or, as over-eating singles like me like to call it: “What Are All These Assholes Grinning About?” Season. And then I help myself to a piece of both the bride AND groom’s cake! South Beach that! Okay, I’m actually excited and happy for several of the weddings coming up. And by several, I mean one. I couldn’t be happier and I’m not even being sarcastic for a change. You know the one I’m talking about. As for the others? Who says I can’t have a third piece of cake?!? What is this…China?

-So I hear Speed Racer was bad. And I really wanted to see it because me and Jason Street… I mean Scott Porter… are like best friends. I saw Iron Man which I’d like to write a review on but don’t feel up to it. Short and sweet: it was really really good and I liked it a lot.

-Speaking of Jason Street, I’ve been watching a lot of Friday Night Lights during my time of need and I found that I am crying more than usual while watching it. As in, it’s happened several times. I’m man enough to admit it (or am I…?). But I’m also going to blame the Vicoden, which I’ve graduated to taking recreationaly.

-I can’t believe I shared that last point.

-If there are any misspelled words in here, don’t point them out. If you do, you’re the kind of kid that made fun of the special class playing kickball at recess. And you’ll probably end up in St. David’s for all eternity.